I ate an entire block of Swiss cheese. I fucking love cheese.
Swiss trains are comically expensive.
Walked up to where the road split for a hitching spot and ...
I'm not much into exaggeration so believe me when I say there are only 4 ATM machines in all of Italy and zero laundromats.
I don't care how it sounds. During ...
I have been forgetting everyone's name. I am sorry. I wish we all wore nametags.
On the subject of names: I also forget how to pronounce names as well so if un...
Have you ever been on a bus and sneezed into your hand but didn't close your mouth in time and now you're sitting there in a sweltering hot seat just clutchin...
In a burst of heat exhausted delirium I stumbled into an insanely fancy Italian salon in Pisa and had a beautiful hipster hairdresser cut off all my hair. I loo...
With low cost flights starting at less than $25, I frequently find myself at European airports traveling like some sort of fancy pants jetsetter instead of thos...
Straddling the line between experimental art and functionality, I stumbled across this Airbnb listing while furiously searching for a recovery room in Berlin af...
After hearing it so many times from cab drivers, waiters, and nearly everyone in Eastern Europe, I'm making a t-shirt that says "Not A Problem".
On my way to t...
The Latvians are only slightly better at camping than the Germans. Just a quick tip to European festies -- taping a garbage bag over your $15 tent doesn't count...